During the English Reformation Catholics burned Anglicans and Anglicans burned Catholics. Now the Archbishop of Canterbury has decided it’s time to express remorse. Apparently, plenty of people in the UK find this gesture pretty ridiculous.

Perhaps it’s time for Baptists to express regret for all the heretics that they whipped, jailed, and burned during the times their churches controlled the state. Oh, wait–there weren’t any. Never mind.